Descripción: Let EbenGregory tell it, humor is a drug which it's the fashion to abuse. In another "Non-Lil Wayne jokes" episode of THE JEWELRY REPORT, Weezy F Please Say The Baby comes clean about his addiction to Syrup. Three words: EbenGregory Social Commentary.

Descripción: Let EbenGregory tell it, a liar is one who tells an unpleasant truth...and he ain't talking about Raz-B. In another non-explosive episode of THE JEWELRY REPORT, Raz B alleges that Chris Stokes touched him and the rest of the B2K boy group while EbenGregory predicts the future.

Descripción: Let EbenGregory tell it, when liars speak the truth they are not believed. In another humdrum episode called THE JEWELRY REPORT, Superhead gets mouth diarrhea on the Jamie Foxx radio show and airs out Big Tigger and the alleged "encounter" that he had with Tyson Beckford. One word: Grease!!!

Descripción: Let EbenGregory tell it, getting knocked out and acting like it didn't happen is kind of like trying to get sh*t back into a horse...it's hard to do. In the latest lame episode of THE JEWELRY REPORT, Suge Knight finds himself getting knocked out.

Descripción: In EbenGregory's world, friends aren't jumper cables...you don't throw them into the trunk and pull them out for emergencies. That is unless your names Cam'ron. In another esoteric episode of THE JEWELRY REPORT, Jim Jones gets cozy with 50 Cent while mulling his options to jump the Dip Set ship.

Descripción: In EbenGregory's world, inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist. In another episode of boring good times, Dame Dash weighs in on his former homeboy Jay-Z and explains why his new single "Blue Magic" isn't magic after all.

Descripción: EbenGregory wonders when it comes to the fork in the road, does Diddy always go right? In a new episode of THE JEWELRY REPORT, Diddy indulges in tantric love-making for 30 hours straight while dodging a gay fat man at a London Club. Four words: Take that, take that.

Descripción: Let EbenGregory tell it...juice is bad!!! In another non-shocking episode of THE JEWELRY REPORT, EbenGregory provides non-hard-hitting news reporting as he investigates why 50 Cent, Timbaland and Mary j Blige were named in the New York State steroid investigation.

Descripción: Let EbenGregory tell it, when a thief kisses you, count your teeth. In another non-boring episode of THE JEWELRY REPORT, Floyd Mayweather takes his first loss after a quick acting robber relieved him of $7 million in exotic jewelry.

Descripción: Let EbenGregory tell it, it's always the best policy to speak the truth--unless, of course, you are an exceptionally good liar. In another preachy episode of non-nonsense, Rick Ross' CO employment is confirmed by The SmokingGun.com and EbenGregory feels duped.

Descripción: Let EbenGregory tell it, everything's funny as long as it's happening to someone else. In another non-hating episode of THE JEWELRY REPORT, 50 Cent embarrasses Young Buck by releasing a taped conversation which reveals details of Buck's dire financial situation.

Descripción: Let EbenGregory tell it, the way to find the real boss is to find out who hires the lawyers. In another exciting boring episode of THE JEWELRY REPORT, the 40/40 employees file a class action lawsuit against the Jigga Man accusing him of paying slave wages with no overtime.

Descripción: Let EbenGregory tell it, it's better to be disliked than pitied...but Amy Winhouse didn't get that memo. In another hi hater episode of THE JEWELRY REPORT, Amy goes in on Kanye West in front of 200,000 people and explains why she thinks he's a p*ssy.

Descripción: Let EbenGregory tell it, everyone has a "best friend" during each stage of life-only a lucky few have the same one...ask Jim Jones. In another dumb episode of non-funny called THE JEWELRY REPORT, Camron squashes the beef with Juelz and sells his contract to Def Jam for $2 million in cash.

Descripción: Let EbenGregory tell it, any relationship in which two people become one, the end result is two half people. In another exciting boring episode of THE JEWELRY REPORT, Young Buck gives a no holds barred interview while spilling the beans on his failing relationship with 50 Cent.

Descripción: Let EbenGregory (and Akon) tell it, a lie told often enough becomes the truth. In the latest episoe of foolishness called THE JEWELRY REPORT, Akon and his gangster lifestyle gets exposed as fraud. One word...boo!

Descripción: Let EbenGregory tell it, the solution of every problem is another problem...ask DMX. In another happy go lucky episode of non-foolishness called THE JEWELRY REPORT, Juelz Santana reveals how Cam'ron balla blocked his money until he was sold to Def Jam for $2 million.

Descripción: Since the news is light this week, The Jewelry Man and EbenGregory shoot from the hip and report random news on Lil Wayne, Prodigy, Remy Ma & Beanie Sigel

Descripción: When there is no news, EbenGregory reports non-news with the same emphasize as if it were...news. In another episode of random foolishness, Akon makes a country album, Beanie Sigel goes to jail, Max B gets shot and T.I. goes free...kinda.

Descripción: Let EbenGregory tell it, telling the truth to people who misunderstand you is generally promoting a falsehood, isn't it? In another 8 minute episode of bullsh*t called THE JEWELRY REPORT, Rick Ross denies the rumor allegedly started by Trick Daddy that he was a former CO in Dade County. Two words: Wet t-shirt!!!