IM BO YO
IM BO YO , phobos apple com/WebObjects/MZStore woa/wa/viewAlbum?id=282799181 s=143441 buy that shit! music and lyrics by bo burnham Now I dont know if all boy scouts are gays But they could probably tie the knot in like fifty different ways I got a safe full o cherries cause I pop it and lock it A girls like a fridge once a week you should stock stalk it And girl if your into a rimmin its only safe if your swimming And girl dont sit on the couch cause I treat my objects like women I spit fire like I just blew a demon My shits so hot I leave the toilet bowl steamin Girl im gonna tear it tarot like the cards of the gypsies Youll bleed for so long youll get monthly ellipses If the pants are loose girl Ill replete re pleat ya Youre a first time vegan and its nice to meet meat ya Im bo yo And im the greatest rappa eva And Ill weather your weather whether you think im clever or not Think your better your not Dont need a sweater im hot Im a real G shawty that can really find your g spot Go to a Vagina orchard count 123 Spin that plant around you got a third world country whirled c*nt tree Thats right consider yourself warned Im offensive and creative like handicapped porn Your playing with your breasts excuse me can I try it maam? Your pushin em together like a titty Venn Diagram Look at that CRACK scuse me can I buy a gram? Right below your diaphram ass looks like your hidin ham First base were making out Second base im getting faked out Third base im getting take out And Id try to take it home if I knew Id take it out But I just dont know I said I just dont care My flos so cold I need a tampon from a polar bear Cause you can smell and spell my stink B O lingers and it makes you think Chorus Girls are like donuts when I be bustin bo nuts I can make em cream filled or give them a layer of glaze Im like dougs friend Skeeter whenever I meet her Casue I skeet her so hard you could call her Patty Mayonnaise My girl is epyletic cause shes the one im jerkin with Common you asian child laborer show me what your workin with Cause theres an inverse relationship between respect and sects Im talking bout religious sects like a mormon sect That says you cant have sex with members of different sects but you cant have sex with members of the same sex So if the sects cant be different the sex can be same then the only sex left is some left hand shame And girl I left you cause u left the game and if that dont feel right then u can write my name Chorus Look pass the skin and look to the lyrics I run miracle circles around you like spherical lyrics This isnt about ironic pigment If youre imagining this then Im a chronic figment My junks so long that it hangs and swings so at the nude baech people think im lookin for lost rings Play the skin flute while ur big boy sings and if you want to take it all wear African neck rings Haters call me gay but that aint hatin Cuase im not homophobic my morals are straight and If im in the closet then you are below me blow me Takin the b a t out of basement homey