TENACIOUS D KICKAPOO LEGENDADO EM PORTUGUES
TENACIOUS D KICKAPOO LEGENDADO EM PORTUGUES , Tenacious D and The Pick of Destiny portuguese subtitles Tenacious D and The Pick of Destiny legendado em português ::Jack Black Narrator :: A long ass fuckin time ago In a town called Kickapoo There lived a humble family Religious through and through But yay there was a black sheep And he knew just what to do His name was young J B and he refused to step in line A vision he did see eth Fuckin rockin all the time He wrote a tasty jam and all the planets did align ::Jack Black Son :: Oh the dragons balls were blazin as I stepped into his cave Then I sliced his fuckin cockles With a long and shiney blade! Twas I who fucked the dragon Fuckalize sing fuckaloo! And if you try to fuck with me Then I shall fuck you too! Gotta get it on in the party zone! I gots to shoot a load in the party zone! Gotta lick a toad in the party zone! Gotta suck a chode in the party zone! Crying ::Meat Loaf Father :: Youve disobeyed my orders son Why were you ever born Your brothers ten times better than you Jesus loves him more This music that you play for us comes from the depths of hell Rock and rolls The Devils work he wants you to rebel Youll become a mindless puppet; Beelzebub will pull the strings! Your heart will lose direction And chaos it will bring Youd better shut your mouth Better watch your tone! Youre grounded for a week with no telephone! Dont let me here you cry Dont let me hear you moan! You gotta praise The Lord when youre in my home! ::Jack Black Son :: Dio can you hear me? I am lost and so alone Im askin for your guidance Wont you come down from your throne? I need a tight compadre who will teach me how to rock My father thinks youre evil But man he can suck a cock Rock is not The Devils work Its magical and rad Ill never rock as long as I am stuck here with my dad ::Ronnie James Dio Dio poster :: I hear you brave young Jables You are hungry for the rock But to learn the ancient method Sacred doors you must unlock Escape your fathers clutches And this oppressive neighborhood On a journey you must go To find the land of Hollywood! In The City of Fallen Angels Where the ocean meets the sand You will form a strong alliance And the worlds most awesome band To find your fame and fortune Through the valley you must walk You will face your inner demons Now go my son and rock! ::Jack Black Narrator :: So he went from fuckin Kickapoo With hunger in his heart; And he journeyed far and wide to find the secrets of his art; But in the end he knew that he would find his counterpart Rooooock Rah ha ha ha hock Raye yayayayaye yock